Squidward Tentacles Quotes

*Squidward Tentacles Quotes

I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and then we die.

Too bad that you didn't kill me

Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.

If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have I'd have one dollar

I hate all of you

You can't fool me I listen to public radio

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument...

When I die, you stay away from my funeral

The 1st place Snail Racing cup presented to Squidward... TORTELLINI?!

I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.

Future! Future!

I feel like a... I feel like a...*donkey noises* big jerk!

Patrick go be stupid somewhere else!

Spongebob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here

Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent.

One - I hate you. And two - how can that be me when I' m standing right here!?

Welcome to the Krusty Krab, where the Clock of Evolution ticks backwards.

I'm not rushing perfection, I'm rushing you!

Oh no he's hot!!

I have no soul

Just do me a favor and stop doing me favors!

Please come again... when I'm not working

We serve food here, sir.

Does this look unsure to you?

I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries!

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